Gonna be Late

Oh my, what am I going to do? It's the middle of the semester, how can I not remember what room my class is in, or the building for that matter? I've gotta look it up, let me get out my phone.

Hmm, alright, here's my files. Let me search for it... "Schedule"

"No results found for: dvjrfi;r"

What? That's not what I typed. Let me try again, must have been a really bad typo... "S-c-h-e-d-u-l-e"

"No results found for: axgwsykw"

Again?! This can't be, I'm gonna to be late! Let's try carefully this time.

"S"

"c"

"h"

"e"

"d"

"u"

"l"

"e"

Come on, this time it's gotta work...

"No results found for: %!*/?=;@"

I'm doomed, next semester I'm switching to a paper schedule, for now I'll just go door to door.


This was a new take on an old classic I experienced recently. I believe many people have a dream such as this, forgetting their classroom or their locker combination and class is about to start. I always have a good chuckle when I wake from these, it seems so trivial and unbelievable that this would ever happen. I hope you enjoyed reading this dream as much as I enjoyed having it.

In jest,
CBar

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